LOL - Can Somebody Help Elon Run His Car Company

"412GTI" (sixspeedab) 03/11/2019 at 12:25 • Filed to: Tesla, Elon Musk

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No reason to freak out, the $35,000 Tesla Model 3 will not increase in price (unless they change their minds tomorrow lol).

I like Tesla and have always been impressed with their vehicles, but damn can someone stable run the company..

For Sweden > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 12:32

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Wow what squish

Ash78, voting early and often > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 12:33

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1. Announce layoffs; later, check with Real Estate T eam about lease expirations .

2. ????

3. FUUUU....er...Profit.

I call this #businessing just like how people ironically say #adulting

Urambo Tauro > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 12:34

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How to business:

1. Create company
2. Make all the mistakes
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!

(EDIT: Whoops, Ash78 beat me to it before I clicked publish. )

My bird IS the word > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 12:37

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Stiiiiil waiting for that bankruptcy!

C’ mon Bankruptcy! I got a bet with my neigh bor!

Tapas > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 12:38

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Oo pick me!

I will need a higher salary than him though.

Nibby > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 12:44

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Mercedes Streeter > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 12:45

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I’m not at all surprised by this. Tesla owners in other countries were rioting after their cars basically experienced massive depreciation overnight. Add that to their landlord issues and pissed off employees and I can totally see why they pulled a “LOL JK, we’re actually increasing prices!”

promoted by the color red > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 12:46

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Questioning our Lord Elon Reddit Sagan-de Tyson Musk on the internet? I see you’re feeling brave.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nibby 03/11/2019 at 12:55

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And Elon just announced the Model :3

user314 > promoted by the color red 03/11/2019 at 13:00

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“ The defiling of a god is an ancient human tradition. Why should I be an exception?”

Leto II Elon Musk, God Emperor of Mars

412GTI > promoted by the color red 03/11/2019 at 13:25

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Haha - F lameS uitO n  

412GTI > Mercedes Streeter 03/11/2019 at 13:26

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Thank God it’s just an increase overall and not on the 35k Model 3. The internet would’ve exploded if he increased that.

412GTI > Tapas 03/11/2019 at 13:27

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Hired

412GTI > My bird IS the word 03/11/2019 at 13:28

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I don’t hate Tesla, but they/Musk truly bring in on themselves. 

412GTI > Nibby 03/11/2019 at 13:28

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#neverforget

My bird IS the word > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 13:29

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I don’t hate tesla per se.... I do hate Musk though.

Tapas > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 13:35

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Thank you, I will take $1 mil a year with $500k stock options please.

My first moves would be to offer all Teslas in more paint and interior trim options, make all cars available in a less gimicky reduced-touchscreen-increased-button version, offer the original roadster with modern motors and batteries and activate the laser on the space tesla to attack the dealer lobby.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Urambo Tauro 03/11/2019 at 13:49

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Not quite.

1. Be rich
2 . Be an early investor in a company that takes off and makes you even richer
3. Buy a company that somebody else founded
4. Change all the literature to falsely claim you founded it
5. Fire everyone who questions the new narrative
6. Insist that the company is now hemorrhaging cash because “DISRUPTING!!!”
7. Pick a new way every week to fuck up even worse
8. ????
9. IPO! PROFIT!!

user314 > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 03/11/2019 at 13:59

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You forgot:

10. Post on social media that anyone who doubts you is a shorter and/ or a pedo.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > user314 03/11/2019 at 14:08

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I mean, technically, that falls under 7. It’s part of his Continuous Process Improvement plan.

412GTI > Tapas 03/11/2019 at 14:54

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Can I request a Brown on Brown Model 3, extra velour.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 15:00

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Man, if ever a company needed a buffer between its CEO and strategic planning/ daily operations..

Tapas > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 15:11

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Ok, but the velour color must be pastel.

ranwhenparked > 412GTI 03/11/2019 at 19:00

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I kind of think they may have forced him out of the wrong position. They should have hired a new CEO and made Musk non-executive chairman, leave him as a figurehead and let him spend most of his time at SpaceX while a professional runs the day to day at Tesla. 

412GTI > ranwhenparked 03/11/2019 at 19:32

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Agree, that’s exactly what I’ve been saying.